| Result | Effect |
|---|
| 1–2 | Ewww! The magic does nothing except leave behind a terrible smell in the area. |
| 3 | That Totally Worked The caster believes that they were successful in casting the spell, but in reality they were not. |
| 4 | Thick Tongue The caster cannot speak for 1d4 rounds as their tongue feels thick and heavy in their mouth. |
| 5 | Darkness All lights within 100 meters go out for the next 1d4 rounds. |
| 6 | Bang! There is a flash of light, and the caster and all characters within 20 meters suffer from the Blinded and Deafened conditions for 1d4 rounds. |
| 7 | Scheriousssshly I’m Soobear The caster loses 2 SP. They feel extremely intoxicated for the next 1d12 minutes. |
| 8 | My Own Worst Enemy Any character who makes eye contact with the caster will be seen by them as an enemy. |
| 9 | Seeing Double A double of the caster appears in front of them and seeks to destroy them for 1d6 rounds before vanishing. |
| 10 | Mental Prison The character is trapped within their own mind for 1d4 days. During this time they are unconscious and helpless. |
| 11+ | Just Gone Caster must make a Willpower test, or their mind becomes a “blank slate.” This character must be retired from play. |